I Don't Get Naked Baby Pictures...

Really, I don't. Newborn, maybe. But after that... no. Especially not professionally taken pictures that you plaster all over Facebook for the world to see. I mean, I have bath pictures of my son, but they were more "first bath" and "first bath in the big tub" kinds of things that are staying in the family album until he gets his first girlfriend... then they shall be revealed to embarrass the pants off of him--okay, maybe not. Pants stay on, SON. 
I have never had the urge to take him down to Olan Mills, Sears, or wherever, strip him down, and have people take pictures of his back side. It's just... weird.


Their butts aren't even that cute. They look like old man butts. I don't want that on my Christmas card.


I won't get started on the nude maternity shots. Although, these made me lol a few times out loud. http://pregnantchicken.squarespace.com/pregnant-chicken-blog/2010/12/10/awkward-pregnancy-photos.html Maybe if I looked that good uber-pregnant I'd done them, too. Haha. Definitely NOT like any of those though. Why is that man naked? I can't get that thought out of my head. What were they thinking?


My ear is getting better, in case there was any interest. I had to go back and complain about the first doctor I saw to the new doctor to get anything, but... it's better. He seemed equally confused that she only prescribed me the z-pack. And he also was not nearly as annoyed that I had my son with me. I don't know what was shoved up that lady doctor's ass, but, if I ever get her again, I'm going to walk out of the room. 


Of course, none of this would be an issue if they'd schedule my appointments with my PCM. I don't think I've ever seen her. I probably never will. I don't know why they even bothered assigning me to her. I don't know why they ever bother assigning me a doctor for that matter. Gotta love it.




Gift wrapping has continued. And it has continued to frustrate me in the odd shape department. My honesty has also been tested. David had my gifts shipped to me... I wanted to wrap the boxes and put them under the tree. Two of them did not arrive in boxes, instead in bags. I contemplated opening the bags, then wrapping the boxes inside (which, I still don't get the point of--wasted packaging irks me)... but, didn't want to ruin the surprise. So, they are wrapped... rather ugly might I add, but wrapped, under the tree. And I didn't peek! Even though I really wanted to. :)


That's all for todays random topics shoved into one post blog. :) Now that I'm feeling better, I hope to post a little more frequently. But, we'll see about that. I always have the best intentions. :)
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